Continuing along with a series of humorous obituaries, here is a recent one for Chris Connors from Quincy, Massachusetts. Here are a few excerpts:
He lived 1000 years in the 67 calendar years we had with him because he attacked life; he grabbed it by the lapels, kissed it, and swung it back onto the dance floor.
At the age of 26 he planned to circumnavigate the world – instead, he ended up spending 40 hours on a life raft off the coast of Panama.
Most people thought he was crazy for … dressing up as a priest and then proceeding to get into a fight at a Jewish deli.
His regrets were few, but include eating a rotisserie hot dog from an unmemorable convenience store in the summer of 1986.
The ending might be the best line of all. I won’t reveal it here but you can read the obituary in its entirety at https://goo.gl/HbsWgG.